Teaser Tuesday

This is a weekly meme hosted by Should Be Reading

• Open your current read and choose a page at random. 
• Share two sentences (or more) from anywhere on the page, being careful to avoid spoilers. 
• Be sure to share the title and author.

This weeks teaser comes from Backstage Pass by Olivia Cunning.

“When did he pass out last night?” Eric asked Myrna.

 “After he swallowed my banana and I forced him to consume my fluids.” She winked at him.

 His mouth fell open. “What?”

This book is hilarious.  Of course 5 dudes in a popular metal band are going to have dirty minds but it's made even better by the lead female in the book, Myrna, playing along.

What's your Teaser Tuesday?