Teaser Tuesday {#21}

This is a weekly meme hosted by Should Be Reading

• Open your current read and choose a page at random. 
• Share two sentences (or more) from anywhere on the page, being careful to avoid spoilers. 
• Be sure to share the title and author.

My tease this week comes from Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec.

 

"Papa says your friends Johnny, Jack and Jose maded you sick. Friends shouldn't do stuff like that, Mommy. If Luke maded me sick, I'd punch him in the nuts!"     

"Gavin! Come on, we don't say things like that," I scolded him. 

"Fine," he huffed. "I'd tickle him in the nuts."

Oh my god this book is a RIOT!!!  Gavin is Claire's four year old son and he's hilarious!  You never know what he is going to say next!  This whole book is fantastic and had me laughing out loud and snorting constantly!  

What's your tease?